Holiday!! o.O

Jo was jumping around like a dumb kangaroo. Oh my wootsiness, the holidays are here! Every single step felt light as a feather, every breath inflated a balloon of elation within him. Like a goldfish muttering soundlessly in its bowl, his lips mouthed soundless words, for he was far too excited by the prospect of the holidays. Let's say, as excited as a child would be before his first trip to the zoo.

"One week of freedom! One week of fun! One week of enjoyment! One week of happiness! Woohoo!"

Having approximately the metabolism of a pig, really, Jo's jumping around creates enough pressure on the floor, causing it to give way beneath him. He falls as a rock would, and crashes heavily on an entirely adamantine surface. He is lucky to have no broken bones whatsoever. The impact left him slightly diconcerted, but he could make out a tall building standing before him. Two brightly tinted words struck him from a signboard nearby.

It read: MUGGER HOTEL.

Oh shit.